During a bloodless coup and with the full backing of the English population the current government has been overthrown and we have now installed TJ as the Grand Supreme Dictator of All England. The current government are now under house arrest until such times as the full list of charges against the English people can be compiled and a jury of impartial peers can be found to judge them.
Until such times as a duly elected government can be found to replace the overthrown, I will continue to make your lives as easy as possible and will make such such rulings as I deem fit to enable you to live as comfortably, and as free from oppression as possible