So the great Zinedane Zidane was sent off in the final of the greatest football tournament in the world. Why did this happen - because someone insulted him :roll:. So what should have been the greatest moment of his life, the time he announces his retirement from international football after competing in the final of […]

I heard today that the Police had mounted a major anti-terrorism in Manchester. The spokesperson reported that the targetted terrorists were not from Northern Ireland, but refused to comment on whether they were Islamic.
Does it really matter whether they were from Islam, Northern Ireland or the moon. It does not matter the are against fox […]

Firstly to all citizens of this great country I would like to wish you all a happy St Georges Day. I know that he is not associated with some drink sodden rituals of patron saints of other nationalities that some seem to worship. He also has been hidden away by the un -politically correct […]

There was a time (oh I admit a boring time) when labels were usually inside your trousers/underwear/the collar of your shirt etc and contained size and washing information. Designer clothes were the domain of the rich and famous and names like Gucci, Gaultier, and Ralph Lauren were only seen on the catwalk or red carpet […]

During a bloodless coup and with the full backing of the English population the current government has been overthrown and we have now installed TJ as the Grand Supreme Dictator of All England. The current government are now under house arrest until such times as the full list of charges against the English people can […]